Thelma: OK, then listen; let’s not get caught.
Louise: What’re you talkin’ about?
Thelma: Let’s keep goin’!
Louise: What d’you mean?
Thelma: Go.
Louise: You sure?
Thelma: Yeah.
| Albus: | Dad, I’m…gay. |
| Harry: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known. |
| Albus: | Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop. |
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| Albus: | Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out. |
| Harry: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew. |
| Albus: | Dad, this response is really getting old. |
| Harry: | TWO HEADMASTERS. |
| Albus: | Yes, I get it, two hea— |
| Harry: | BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN. |
| Albus: | Da— |
| Harry: | THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM. |
| Jill: | this is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what d'you think? |
| Rachel: | I don't like it |
| Jill: | Really? |
| Rachel: | It's kinda slutty |
| Jill: | It's yours |
| Rachel: | Yeah well, i'm a slut |
| Jill: | Me too |
